assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here


hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here


surprisebitch:

GUYS OH MY GOD IM IN THE BUS RN AND THE BUS STOPPED AND JUST WHEN I GLANCED AT MY WINDOW SIDE I SEE A FUCKING OBAMA CARDBOARD CUTOUT ON SOMEONE’S WINDOW I LAUGHED SO HARD PEOPLE IN THE BUS ARE STARING AT ME RN HELP

surprisebitch:

GUYS OH MY GOD IM IN THE BUS RN AND THE BUS STOPPED AND JUST WHEN I GLANCED AT MY WINDOW SIDE I SEE A FUCKING OBAMA CARDBOARD CUTOUT ON SOMEONE’S WINDOW I LAUGHED SO HARD PEOPLE IN THE BUS ARE STARING AT ME RN HELP

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